lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

boom clap the sound of my ass

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

me before Frozen came out: GIVE ME MORE FROZEN
me after Frozen came out: TOO MUCH FROZEN

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

*unbaes you*